I'm not as stupid as I look! (The Law Protects Satire, so Chill!)
DUMB BLOND FOR RENT
Yes, i show certain signs of mistreatment by immature renters in earlier days, but i can work wonders with Cosmetics!
I'm not as stupid as I look! (The Law Protects Satire, so Chill!)
Yes, i show certain signs of mistreatment by immature renters in earlier days, but i can work wonders with Cosmetics!
I don't need brains because I Have GIANT BREASTS , PLUS lips as soft and supple as melted rubber!
My lurid nightwear is 100% farm raised Orlon, and my rear end is only rivaled by a Trailways bus!
[Don't be fooled! Some frauds are using my name and pictures, but I am the REAL SINDRA!]
Some dumb blond would ask $1000 donation per hour BUT NOT ME!! I ask for $300 and an 8X10 glossy photo of Monica Lewinski's blue dress, pre-dry cleaning. If you don't have that picture, I'll settle for a Snickers bar.
CALL ME RIGHT NOW AND ENJOY MY SKILLS AT HUMAN INTERACTION, DECOPAGE and SITUATIONAL ETHICS!
No kidding!
Rave reviews and loyal regulars! I am your perfect companion!
Come visit me and we will become good friends! Convenient incall. Make a firm appointment !! I'm drumming my fingers waiting for your call. Don't make me break a nail! Hey, I gotta pay the rent or move in with you!
I am very romantic and I must be a good kisser because I practice a lot when I am alone.
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